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today
I'd trust a fart after a binge at Taco Bell more than I'd trust you.
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2 days ago
I want to strip you like an undeserved Tour de France title.
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3 days ago
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
1134
2 days ago
Thanks for listening to my problem and somehow making it about you.
2278
3 days ago
We live so far apart because the world isn't ready for that much constant awesomeness!
1072
yesterday
Camping is fun if you like to pretend you're homeless.
2237
3 days ago
Neither rain nor shine nor gloom of two left feet shall keep this faithful student from making Zumba class.
872
yesterday
I wish it was nationally televised every time I fixed my boss's mistakes.
2221
2 days ago
I'm too fat to come into work today.
842
3 days ago
If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich!
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2 days ago
I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there's a better chance they're already busy.
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yesterday
Remember, it's just a test. If you fuck up, it doesn't mean you're a fuckup. That said, try not to fuck this up. It's pretty important.
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