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798 days ago
Nuclear Energy Advocates Insist U.S. Reactors Completely Safe Unless Something Bad Happens | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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20912
800 days ago
Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing In The Grand Scheme Of Geological Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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21635
906 days ago
20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America
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20686
630 days ago
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21556
743 days ago
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20660
684 days ago
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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21494
735 days ago
Fiscally I'm A Right-Wing Nutjob, But On Social Issues I'm Fucking Insanely Liberal | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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19421
929 days ago
American Public Gets Exactly What It Deserves For 112th Straight Election
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21193
804 days ago
Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language | Onion News Network
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19402
930 days ago
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21153
765 days ago
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19386
487 days ago
Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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